3.04 Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die
the gang gets caught during the circle…
- Donna: I love you.
- Eric: I love...cake.
- Red: So, how's your friend, Janice?
- Laurie: Pregnant.
- Kitty: Oh, she was such a nice girl, how would that happen?
- Eric: Well, first the egg travels down the fallopian to the uterus, where it attaches to the wall...
- Red Forman: What have I said about comparing your sister to the Devil?
- Eric: That it's offensive to the Devil?
- Michael Kelso: Guys, I was making out with Pam Macy in the orchestra pit. And... the worst thing that could happen to a guy happened.
- Fez: Ohhhh. Mr. Cooper came in to wash the floors?
- Michael Kelso: No.
- Steven Hyde: Fez, I think what Kelso meant to say was... the rabbit wouldn't come out of his hat.
- Eric: The weasel wouldn't pop out.
- Michael Kelso: OK, ENOUGH.
- Eric: Oh, wait. There's a lot of Amish people, but they never raised a barn.
- Steven Hyde: That's a good one Forman.
- Eric: I know, it just came to me.
- Fez: Oh, I get it. The barn is Kelso's pants.
- Michael Kelso: This can't be happening to me.
- Fez: Oh, don't worry Kelso. I'm really sorry... SORRY YOU'RE NOT A MAN.
- Eric: I got a B.
- Red Forman: You couldn't get an A?
- Kitty Forman: Aww honey, don't listen to him. You did super. And Steven, you did super duper.
- Eric: Why does he get a duper?
- Michael Kelso: Yeah, I guess it was wrong, what I did with Laurie, but I was just amusin' myself, you know? And that's the key to life, right? Never stop amusing yourself.
- Fez: ...unless it starts to chafe. Then you should take a week off.
BURN!
